Sign Language              

                                by David P. Stern


    Slow down. Rest next exit. Eat
    No trespassing, hunting or fishin'.
    No Parking. No Standing. No Through Street.
    Don't enter without permission.

    No visitors allowed past this point.
    Computer Room--don't buff the floor.
    Stay off the Grass. Wet Paint.
    No Step. No Dogs. Use other door.

    Keep Right. No Passing. Wide Load.
    Stay in Lane. Yield right of way.
    Bridge freezes before the road.
    Smile! Thank you! Have a Nice Day!

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Author and Curator:   Dr. David P. Stern
     Mail to Dr.Stern:   david("at" symbol) .

Last updated 11 February 2003