Slow down. Rest next exit. Eat
No trespassing, hunting or fishin'.
No Parking. No Standing. No Through Street.
Don't enter without permission.
No visitors allowed past this point.
Computer Room--don't buff the floor.
Stay off the Grass. Wet Paint.
No Step. No Dogs. Use other door.
Keep Right. No Passing. Wide Load.
Stay in Lane. Yield right of way.
Bridge freezes before the road.
Smile! Thank you! Have a Nice Day!
Author and Curator: Dr. David P. Stern
Mail to Dr.Stern: david("at" symbol)phy6.org .
Last updated 11 February 2003